After a sudden attack by a stranger, Jody gets a nasty sunburn every time she goes outside and feels a need to drink something warm and red instead of the usual Evian. What’s going on?? Could Jody be(gasp!) a VAMPIRE??? She needs a guy fast, and not just because she’s hungry. After all, SOMEONE has to go to the bank for her during the day! You’ll enjoy every odd-ball minute of this hip take on love, death, and undeath in California. And don’t forget to read the funny follow-up sequel, You Suck: A Love Story